Rebekah Wants the Dancing Banana Back

I stole this from John Green's blog, and he apparently stole this from someone on facebook.

Though my name is slightly more uncommon than John Green , when Googled just my first name--nothing came of Googling Rebekah Berlin--I found some interesting results. A note: For the most part, I didn't skip over the more normal sounding results; it seems people named "Rebekah" are just strange.


Type your name into Google with the verb that comes after in the question. Answer with your favorites from the first page of google results. Have fun!

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Rebekah needs to break out the work-out dates with Sven." (Oh, Sven...) "Rebekah needs more sleep and an earlier bedtime," (quite true) "Rebekah Needs To Tango."

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Rebekah looks like…well, if you look at her face really quickly, she looks a hell of a lot like Kelly Clarkson of American Idol fame," "Rebekah looks like a real wild child that has no inhibitions about anything."

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Rebekah wants the dancing banana back," "Rebekah wants you to be an above-and-beyond person."

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Rebekah does not usually have post-swim hair but does have glorious auburn hair she is too silly to show off." (I am not so silly and haven't had post-swim hair since high school.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Rebekah hates high school retail people with NO common sense!"

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Rebekah asks a question directed at no-one" (This I've done, on many occasions. I have a bad habit of talking to myself)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Rebekah likes to compare her life to that of Laura Ingalls Wilder from Little House on the Prairie." "Rebekah likes to use grown-up words like "monetise" because she's going up to management soon and then Dominic can take over properly and get the editor's salary he richly deserves." (I prefer non-words like "irregardless".)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Rebekah eats triscuits and rambles." (Probably, sometimes)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Rebekah wears things that help boost her magical power." (Bet you didn't know that! Just kidding.)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Rebekah was arrested for assault of her husband." (Not me. No husband.)

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A: "Rebekah loves being the life of the party." (Clearly.)